Gangsta Marmot Update

It turns out that the gangsta marmot from the June 15 entry has been pretty busy lately.  Based on a syndicated (AP) report from June 24, it appears that the he held up a group of customers at a restaurant in Prosser, WA.  The little menace terrorized the patrons for an undetermined period until he was finally chased from the premises.  A city-wide dragnet failed to apprehend the marmot.  Let us hope that this failed robbery attempt instructs the gangsta marmot on the error of his ways…

A reward of $50 is being offered by Prosser city officials for anyone who can trap the little scourge – preferably alive, but dead is okay provide you don’t scuff up the pelt too much.

Read all about it here and here.

Thanks to H. Workman for bringing this to our attention.

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